Let me make this clear. Fanny Flaps is not the name of this site for obvious reasons, so don’t expect to see any. Unless I get particularly bitter about something and then, even so, probably not. Famous last words. Fannyflaps.co.uk was available as a domain which I thought was a fucking travesty, and it also happened to be one of the statements I had on my dating profile for a length of time which proved to be surprisingly popular. Hence, this blog was born. At the time of writing, 15 dates, (now 26 – ed) and numerous conversations, make up my online dating history. This site is an attempt to document the experience, for better or worse, without sounding like a total prick. Wish me luck.
PS. I have absolutely no permission to use any of the pictures I have already used.